Heard at Mexican restaurant:
"M'am, I know the margarita pitcher is empty, but your daughter is trying to drink from it."
"Sir, your baby is eating paper."
(in our defense, we were talking intently about my birthday...)
Said at Home:
"Hadley, please take the dog's leash out of your mouth."
"Charley, people don't eat dog food."
"Charley, no more dog food for you."
"Charley, I heard on tv the other day that most dog food is fit for human consumption, so....whatever."
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