Bottoms Up

First day back. Just a workday. No students yet. I had to give a presentation to the staff. I ended up talking about my bottom. This is a real problem. Who does that? I was trying to make the staff feel better by reminding them that instead of sitting through a four day training, they were only going to have to bear about an hour. I said,  "After four days from 8-3 sitting on a cafeteria stool, my bottom really hurt. Oh wait, I just talked about my bottom in front of the whole staff. " And thus began the beginning of a lifetime of references to this particular public humiliation. Here's to 2011-2012!